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CDC forgot cricket bat, chainsaw, and shotgun from their zombie kit......
You believe in this crap! This guy said his favorite movie is resident of evil what does that tell you?!
Depends on how the virus spreads. Generally we think it will be through zombie saliva. But if it turns out to spread through all bodily fluids, you may have to forget the chainsaw. You'd be fighting in close quarters and spraying zombie blood everywhere. Monk's spade is still looking like your best offensive weapon in the long term, once the ammo's gone.
All you need is a pet Honey Badger.
A machete and a .22 would ultimately be better. A .22 can penetrate a skull and you can carry tons more ammo. Just be sure to get a banana clip so you don't have to reload as often.
Who ever came up with this crap should get shot! I mean the rapture is coming any day and any hour.
Prove it . . .
It happened yesterday. Seriously. The thing is only about 5 people were worthy, and nobody is going to notice their disappearance. 😉
The retard who came up with this zombie apocalyspe stuff has no life. Boo! Him! Christians rule! Halleiluiegh to God!
Hallelujah.
It means Praise God.
Who knows what viruses will do in the future? A zombie-like state seems like a perfectly reasonable possibility to me.
which god is that? Zeus, Xenu, Neptune, FSM.....
@Sarahfalin. Uhhh... That would be the one true God. You should show more respect, even if you're a non believer.
actually, christians, along with all other religious fanatics, are delusional. silly people, faerytales are for kids
Spell fairytale right and maybe somebody might actually think about listening to you.
Caleb did get it right, he's just more well read than you, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy
That IS the correct way to spell faery. You're used to the U.S. spelling, and we all know that Americans can't spell.
You speak the TRUTH!
Ramen!
Oh, geez! It's tongue-in-cheek, people! Get a life................
I read the official zombie survival guide, bring them on. Remember, blades do not need reloading!! Aim for the brain, good cardio, stretch before running. Everyone should own the guide. It'll save your life someday, at least more than the bible will during the end of days. WORLD WAR Z: THE OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE ZOMBIE WAR AGAINST MANKIND.
have you read this one? (The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks) pretty good one as well. Load up on those semi automatic rifles men!
Well, Jesus is a zombie anyway. I mean he was rasied from the dead. People eat his body and drink his blood. Christianity is all about a zombies.
So very true. But shh, don't confuse the Christians with logic. It just makes them mad.
People really need to find something better to occupy their time. I seriously doubt any form of zombie apocalypse will EVER happen in any of our lifetimes and as for this rapture nonsense, well, he's been wrong a few times now so I don't trust his credibility too much. Besides that, Christians are so blinded by faith that they don't realize they worship a glorified zombie, a man who died and rose again. And then they say he'll rise AGAIN. He's a twice reborn zombie deity who will inevitably destroy the world by his return. And people wonder why I have no faith.
Annoyed, I'm sad for your outlook on faith and I'm going to pray for you.
To El Kababa:
Hallelujah. It means Horus is Risen. Read your Egyptian history more clearly.
Hey, even if the zombie apocalypse starts immediately, a lot of us will still have time to prepare. According to Zombieland all the fat and obese people are going down first since they can't run fast so we get extra time. Sweet!
Zombieland is the best zombie movie ever.
I beg to differ on Zombieland being the best zombie movie ever...I know it's almost cliche at this point, but there's much to be said for the original Dawn of the Dead...
Dawn of the Dead is awesome (and the foundation of the "black guys always survive horror movies" theory) but I am partial to "Shawn of the Dead". As a slacker, GenXer or whatever, I am totally heading to the pub to wait out the zombiepocalypse. Besides, FB says I will survive. I took the quiz. I just hope that I don't run into Chuck Norris.
i hope your all under the age of 12 cause you all sound like childish morons....
Why are we worrying about mindless zombies in the future when we have so many posting here?
I survived The Great Rupture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
Hey Gwen... I'm not scared of Chuck Norris. It's Techno Viking that scares the bejesus out of me! LOL
Tell them to see chiropractor Rick Aragon next time they're in town
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