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May 20th, 2011
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  1. MrId

    CDC forgot cricket bat, chainsaw, and shotgun from their zombie kit......

    May 21, 2011 at 01:53 | Report abuse | Reply
    • deadpoolfan101

      You believe in this crap! This guy said his favorite movie is resident of evil what does that tell you?!

      May 21, 2011 at 02:15 | Report abuse |
    • Dave

      Depends on how the virus spreads. Generally we think it will be through zombie saliva. But if it turns out to spread through all bodily fluids, you may have to forget the chainsaw. You'd be fighting in close quarters and spraying zombie blood everywhere. Monk's spade is still looking like your best offensive weapon in the long term, once the ammo's gone.

      May 21, 2011 at 23:01 | Report abuse |
    • sarahfalin

      All you need is a pet Honey Badger.

      May 22, 2011 at 14:56 | Report abuse |
    • Richard Cheese

      A machete and a .22 would ultimately be better. A .22 can penetrate a skull and you can carry tons more ammo. Just be sure to get a banana clip so you don't have to reload as often.

      May 22, 2011 at 16:12 | Report abuse |
  2. deadpoolfan101

    Who ever came up with this crap should get shot! I mean the rapture is coming any day and any hour.

    May 21, 2011 at 02:11 | Report abuse | Reply
    • JohnnyTekno

      Prove it . . .

      May 21, 2011 at 17:22 | Report abuse |
    • Mitch

      It happened yesterday. Seriously. The thing is only about 5 people were worthy, and nobody is going to notice their disappearance. 😉

      May 22, 2011 at 10:34 | Report abuse |
  3. deadpoolfan101

    The retard who came up with this zombie apocalyspe stuff has no life. Boo! Him! Christians rule! Halleiluiegh to God!

    May 21, 2011 at 02:13 | Report abuse | Reply
    • El Kababa

      Hallelujah.
      It means Praise God.

      May 21, 2011 at 11:31 | Report abuse |
    • Dave

      Who knows what viruses will do in the future? A zombie-like state seems like a perfectly reasonable possibility to me.

      May 21, 2011 at 23:02 | Report abuse |
    • sarahfalin

      which god is that? Zeus, Xenu, Neptune, FSM.....

      May 22, 2011 at 14:57 | Report abuse |
    • WordBearer

      @Sarahfalin. Uhhh... That would be the one true God. You should show more respect, even if you're a non believer.

      May 23, 2011 at 11:35 | Report abuse |
  4. caleb

    actually, christians, along with all other religious fanatics, are delusional. silly people, faerytales are for kids

    May 21, 2011 at 14:21 | Report abuse | Reply
    • hmmm

      Spell fairytale right and maybe somebody might actually think about listening to you.

      May 22, 2011 at 03:51 | Report abuse |
    • TheBeastOfOz

      Caleb did get it right, he's just more well read than you, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy

      May 22, 2011 at 08:09 | Report abuse |
    • Walker

      That IS the correct way to spell faery. You're used to the U.S. spelling, and we all know that Americans can't spell.

      May 22, 2011 at 11:33 | Report abuse |
    • sarahfalin

      You speak the TRUTH!

      Ramen!

      May 22, 2011 at 14:58 | Report abuse |
  5. Linda

    Oh, geez! It's tongue-in-cheek, people! Get a life................

    May 21, 2011 at 14:23 | Report abuse | Reply
  6. andrewvb

    I read the official zombie survival guide, bring them on. Remember, blades do not need reloading!! Aim for the brain, good cardio, stretch before running. Everyone should own the guide. It'll save your life someday, at least more than the bible will during the end of days. WORLD WAR Z: THE OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF THE ZOMBIE WAR AGAINST MANKIND.

    May 21, 2011 at 15:39 | Report abuse | Reply
    • zombiekiller

      have you read this one? (The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks) pretty good one as well. Load up on those semi automatic rifles men!

      May 22, 2011 at 10:55 | Report abuse |
  7. brad

    Well, Jesus is a zombie anyway. I mean he was rasied from the dead. People eat his body and drink his blood. Christianity is all about a zombies.

    May 21, 2011 at 19:21 | Report abuse | Reply
    • Beth

      So very true. But shh, don't confuse the Christians with logic. It just makes them mad.

      May 22, 2011 at 10:06 | Report abuse |
  8. Annoyed

    People really need to find something better to occupy their time. I seriously doubt any form of zombie apocalypse will EVER happen in any of our lifetimes and as for this rapture nonsense, well, he's been wrong a few times now so I don't trust his credibility too much. Besides that, Christians are so blinded by faith that they don't realize they worship a glorified zombie, a man who died and rose again. And then they say he'll rise AGAIN. He's a twice reborn zombie deity who will inevitably destroy the world by his return. And people wonder why I have no faith.

    May 21, 2011 at 19:47 | Report abuse | Reply
    • WordBearer

      Annoyed, I'm sad for your outlook on faith and I'm going to pray for you.

      May 23, 2011 at 11:40 | Report abuse |
  9. Annoyed

    To El Kababa:

    Hallelujah. It means Horus is Risen. Read your Egyptian history more clearly.

    May 21, 2011 at 19:49 | Report abuse | Reply
  10. JB

    Hey, even if the zombie apocalypse starts immediately, a lot of us will still have time to prepare. According to Zombieland all the fat and obese people are going down first since they can't run fast so we get extra time. Sweet!

    May 22, 2011 at 03:49 | Report abuse | Reply
    • Aziraphale

      Zombieland is the best zombie movie ever.

      May 22, 2011 at 08:17 | Report abuse |
  11. homicidalbrainiac

    I beg to differ on Zombieland being the best zombie movie ever...I know it's almost cliche at this point, but there's much to be said for the original Dawn of the Dead...

    May 22, 2011 at 19:06 | Report abuse | Reply
    • Gwen

      Dawn of the Dead is awesome (and the foundation of the "black guys always survive horror movies" theory) but I am partial to "Shawn of the Dead". As a slacker, GenXer or whatever, I am totally heading to the pub to wait out the zombiepocalypse. Besides, FB says I will survive. I took the quiz. I just hope that I don't run into Chuck Norris.

      May 23, 2011 at 09:32 | Report abuse |
  12. your all retarded

    i hope your all under the age of 12 cause you all sound like childish morons....

    May 23, 2011 at 07:55 | Report abuse | Reply
  13. Jorge

    Why are we worrying about mindless zombies in the future when we have so many posting here?

    May 23, 2011 at 09:38 | Report abuse | Reply
  14. Woody

    I survived The Great Rupture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

    May 23, 2011 at 11:53 | Report abuse | Reply
  15. Woody

    Hey Gwen... I'm not scared of Chuck Norris. It's Techno Viking that scares the bejesus out of me! LOL

    May 23, 2011 at 11:55 | Report abuse | Reply
  16. mike

    Tell them to see chiropractor Rick Aragon next time they're in town

    May 23, 2011 at 12:51 | Report abuse | Reply
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